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My Entire Life Created on: 01/02/2011


My Entire Life


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How To Fit a Teenage Boy With Cement Shoes
An incident occurred over the weekend involving my young teenage daughter and a neighborhood boy that ...
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I Am a Writer With ADHD
Having the mind of a writer with ADHD sort of sets you apart from people who view life as, well, just ...
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I See Dead People From My Kitchen Window
My backyard does not border a neighbor’s lot, a positive feature in my opinion. In fact, none of the ...
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I'm Naked, Come On Over!
Aside from omitting the detail about our house being located next to a cemetery, the real estate agent ...
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I No Longer Have a Secret at Victoria's Secret
Taxes and death are said to be the only certainties of life. A third unpleasant fact should make that ...
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Disturbing Deer Head Decor
Men and women have different decorating styles. Especially in the South. This became apparent to me ...
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Little Red Chevette - Baby, We Had a Blast
“It’s a creampuff.” My father’s famous last words, whenever he looked at used cars, rang in my ears ...
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No, That Doesn't Make Your Butt Look Big
I don't know of a man alive who would argue that almost everything about women is complex. From our ...
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I Am The Bug Slayer
Being a yankee transplant living in the South is an adventure. Many a redneck has given me grief over ...
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Too Dumb To Live - Please Stop Sucking Oxygen!
There are those walking among us who appear too dumb too live. These people hide in plain sight, just ...
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Survivor: Therapy Island - How I Got Voted Off
After living with myself for so long, I have to say I applaud the efforts of any professional counselor ...
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How To Get a Man's Libido Revving Like a Day at NASCAR
Some of us gals think we know exactly what turns on a man. Boobs and a big booty. Long legs and long, ...
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Snow's Coming to the South - Grab a Cow and a Sack of Flour
Once word gets out in these parts of even a possibility of snow or ice in the forecast, Borden's dairy ...
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My Mouth Runneth Over and Over
Sometimes I wish the filter between my brain and my mouth worked as intended, to quality check thoughts ...
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Confessions Of a Serial Killer
From all outward appearances, I may appear docile, even harmless. I don’t take part in political or ...
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Please Wear Your Dignity When You Shop
Something is missing from the doors of our local retail and grocery stores. A message in large black ...
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Debbie Does Dallas and Darryl Does Dishwashers
Last week the tri-fecta of repairs cursed my home. I must not be living right or something, because ...
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A Man and His Pig - A Love Story From the 'Burbs
A police officer once told me he estimates about 75 percent of my neighborhood population suffers from ...
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Computer Shopping Isn't For Sissies
I’d rather run barefoot and blindfolded over a snake-infested field than go shopping for a new computer. ...
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Freeze Dry Fido?
My state has a fifth season. Hunting season. We have people hunting deer, ducks, hogs, squirrels, rabbits, ...
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