Woah man I'm reading some of the people on here and they know how to write. I have no idea. I just write what I think and how it comes out.

Compared to some of these fools though it makes me sound like I'm 12 instead of a hard early 20 something. I never started writing anything in my life before I went online and started a blog, which became boring as hell because no one ever read it and it was like so much work to try and think of interesting things to talk about. I tried to focus on skiing but shit after a while there is only so much you can talk about right. Powder, wet, deeps, damp, freshies, whatever. So then I started a myspace and fb and have a ton of friends of mostly people I have no idea who the hell they are. At least they were reading my shiz. But then it was like all companies so I started looking more at writing.

I don't even know what to write about. Compared to some of these people I have nothing to say really. Didn't go to war, woodstock, even see kirk cobain in concert. Nada.

I always thought writing was lame. Texting is faster, takes too long to get the full thought on when writing. Typing is a little bit better. I can type faster than I can write, but I can't type as fast as I talk, let alone as fast as I think. So like I'll be thinking about stuff to write but then my mind thinks about this Zing and then that Zing and pretty soon I have no freaking clue where or what I was writing about and have to go back and think about it then I lost the train of thought.

I hated English in school man. I have to spell check anything because I can't spell for the life of me.

But writing is actually pretty whack. Right like obviously if I pick up a magainze like Stuff or whatever you can tell that the writing is for dudes - short, kinda pointless. Pick up my girlfriend's Cosmo and Star and it's fluffy and kinda ditzy. Pick up my mom's New Yorker and it's like dayum I can't even figure out what they're talking about.

But it's cool man how different voices of people come through in their writing. Like I can picture some of you all sitting in front of your computers typing and then running off to your life.

Whatever. Just gonna tell my story how I see it. Don't read it if you don't want to.