Okay,  dude in his 30's has a baby with a young girl.  He doesn't have a drivers license cause he got busted with DWI 8years ago.  Well he FINALLY comes up with the rest of the $500 today to pay his debt to society so he can get his driver's license, and what does dumbass daddy do,  after paying his 500 dollars to get his license, goes out with his infant son, driving around with alcohol level of 4x the legal limit in his system and with marijauna in the fucking car with him. 

let's talk about mom.  well mom makes a report on a daycare, and in investigating the daycare, we find that mom had recently called the f-ing daycare and tells them to watch her son today because last night she puts a fucking zanax in some tissue paper and hides it under her pillow and wakes up to find her son chewing on the tissue and the zanax is gone.  she does not take the child to the doctor cause the zanax was not prescribed to her, but tells the daycare to watch him.

damn we work with winners.