1. The bee evolved and honey was created for no other reason than for me to enjoy.
2. The entire Starbucks Corporation was founded so that I could enjoy a nice cup of coffee.
3. You exist for the sole purpose of me having someone to be better than.
4. That's life - get over it...

Buddha Bear

These are the people who have taught me what is important:

  1. Me, of course - I gotta be me
  2. James Bond - cool toys
  3. Batman - cool toys and a mask
  4. Zorro/V (same guy, different outfit) -
      a mask, a blade, and a horse
  5. Darth Vader - a mask and a cool voice
  6. Superman - X-ray eyes are cool
  7. Wolverine - claws are nice
  8. Spiderman - nobody fits in
  9. Red Green - never plan ahead
10. Courage the Dog - never give up