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It Has Been A Rough Year

I am adding this additional chapter to my introduction, because after I initially wrote the introduction, it was very difficult to come back to it and try to make sense of all that I have experienced through the various stages of my life and the trials that I have endured or overcome.  I wish ...


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The Birth of Charles Leonard Wiggins

The story has already been written for awhile on my blog "From the heart of Praise, Prayer and Perseverance. 0; Here is a link to that posting, Below are the pictures of the blessed event.   http://fromthehea rt-dotwigg.blogsp ot.com/2008/03/an other-2-prayer-re quest-answered.ht ml


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My Entire Life

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How To Fit a Teenage Boy With Cement Shoes
An incident occurred over the weekend involving my young teenage daughter and a neighborhood boy that brought out a glimpse of Vincenza, my less than forgiving Italian alter ego. Without going into much detail, suffice it to ...
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I Am a Writer With ADHD
Having the mind of a writer with ADHD sort of sets you apart from people who view life as, well, just life. My writer brain sees everything as a potential article, due in part to my offbeat sense of humor. I carry a small notebook ...
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I See Dead People From My Kitchen Window
My backyard does not border a neighbor’s lot, a positive feature in my opinion. In fact, none of the houses on my street have neighbors behind them. None that are living, anyway. Another plus in my book. Most realtors don’t include ...
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I'm Naked, Come On Over!
Aside from omitting the detail about our house being located next to a cemetery, the real estate agent neglected to mention the way the front entrance to the house morphs into a revolving door whenever a neighborhood adult or ...
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I No Longer Have a Secret at Victoria's Secret
Taxes and death are said to be the only certainties of life. A third unpleasant fact should make that list. An ugly truth that all women know of and most will do whatever they can to avoid, or at best, beat back for as long as ...
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Disturbing Deer Head Decor
Men and women have different decorating styles. Especially in the South. This became apparent to me when I moved here from the New England states. Believe me when I say we did not have one animal head, torso, skin, antler, or ...
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Little Red Chevette - Baby, We Had a Blast
“It’s a creampuff.” My father’s famous last words, whenever he looked at used cars, rang in my ears as we stood on a used car lot one scorching summer in the late 1980s. Yeah, a creampuff on life support that came with a living ...
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No, That Doesn't Make Your Butt Look Big
I don't know of a man alive who would argue that almost everything about women is complex. From our families and jobs, to our health and relationships, we can complicate just about anything. Ask our therapists. However, to our ...
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I Am The Bug Slayer
Being a yankee transplant living in the South is an adventure. Many a redneck has given me grief over my New England-ish ways. I take flak for not pronouncing the word “aunt” as “ant.” I had never heard of tornado season and ...
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Too Dumb To Live - Please Stop Sucking Oxygen!
There are those walking among us who appear too dumb too live. These people hide in plain sight, just waiting for the opportunity exhibit their dumbness to the general public. It’s like a compulsion, they just can’t help themselves. ...
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Survivor: Therapy Island - How I Got Voted Off
After living with myself for so long, I have to say I applaud the efforts of any professional counselor who has ever drawn the short straw and won the prize of seeing my butt sitting in their office. Well, mostly me and not so ...
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How To Get a Man's Libido Revving Like a Day at NASCAR
Some of us gals think we know exactly what turns on a man. Boobs and a big booty. Long legs and long, flowing locks. However, with age comes experience and wisdom - at least for some of us. And women love to run their yaps. A ...
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Snow's Coming to the South - Grab a Cow and a Sack of Flour
Once word gets out in these parts of even a possibility of snow or ice in the forecast, Borden's dairy cows run for cover. The demand for milk and bread here rises faster than the national debt. I spent most of my childhood in ...
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My Mouth Runneth Over and Over
Sometimes I wish the filter between my brain and my mouth worked as intended, to quality check thoughts before my lips expel them. Mostly, I hope a filter even exists in there. Something needs to kick in and have veto power over ...
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Confessions Of a Serial Killer
From all outward appearances, I may appear docile, even harmless. I don’t take part in political or religious arguments, I resist the urge to deck the Salvation Army bell ringers at Christmas time, and when an idiot driver cuts ...
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Please Wear Your Dignity When You Shop
Something is missing from the doors of our local retail and grocery stores. A message in large black letters on fluorescent orange or pink poster board should be posted in plain sight for every potential customer to read before ...
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Debbie Does Dallas and Darryl Does Dishwashers
Last week the tri-fecta of repairs cursed my home. I must not be living right or something, because two major appliances and my truck all decided to crap the bed within the same seven day stretch. The dishwasher went dead as ...
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A Man and His Pig - A Love Story From the 'Burbs
A police officer once told me he estimates about 75 percent of my neighborhood population suffers from a psychological disorder of one type or another. While that information remains unconfirmed, five years of residency leaves ...
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Computer Shopping Isn't For Sissies
I’d rather run barefoot and blindfolded over a snake-infested field than go shopping for a new computer. Buying a new car is less stressful. Doing your taxes is less mentally exhausting. At least you get money back in the end ...
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Freeze Dry Fido?
My state has a fifth season. Hunting season. We have people hunting deer, ducks, hogs, squirrels, rabbits, turkeys, and whatever else has fur or feathers around here. It amazes me that I ever see road kill anymore. That dead ...
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